{"id":8490769580377,"title":"Houten Papercut ansichtkaart","handle":"wooden-papercut-postcard","description":"\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFUNCTIES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJe bent geboren met een hoop stront, dus je geeft het uit als een kind met een creditcard. Je geeft niks om je vrienden, je cijfers, je gevoel voor mode, de mening van vreemden. Je geeft veel te veel aan veel te veel dingen. je hebt er zoveel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAls je ouder wordt, heb je misschien 10 neukbeurten per maand, dus je leert hoe je ze moet plannen. Je wijst de klootzakken toe aan familie en carrière, maar er zijn niet genoeg klootzakken om uit te geven aan de laatste modetrends. Oh, iemand op het werk heeft mijn hulp nodig met iets dat niet mijn werk is? Ik zal mijn best doen om wat eikels uit te delen, maar deze maand is behoorlijk krap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAls je ouder wordt, krijg je maar 1-2 neukbeurten per maand en die neukbeurten zijn verdomd waardevol. Je geeft het aan je gezin, je hobby's en je baan, maar dat is het dan ook. Het is niet jouw schuld - de eikels verlopen te snel. Ik zou mijn eikels uit mijn jeugd hebben gered, maar ik kon het niet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDan heb je een verdomd faillissement. Je krijgt ongeveer één neukbeurt per jaar en daar moet je het mee doen. Dus je doet er afstand van, en zelfs de dingen die vroeger de moeite waard waren, kunnen je geen fuck meer schelen. Sommige mensen hebben heel snel geen geld meer, sommigen hebben een verdomd trustfonds dat tot op hoge leeftijd een behoorlijk bedrag uitkeert. Maar op een gegeven moment is de neuklul helemaal leeg en heb je geen fuck meer te geven. Dit is simpelweg Fuckonomics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSPECIFICATIES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMateriaal:\u003c\/strong\u003e hout\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGewicht:\u003c\/strong\u003e 150g\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePakket:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 * Houten Papercut Ansichtkaart (Totaal 100 Woorden）\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOPMERKING\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eHoud rekening met kleine meetafwijkingen als gevolg van handmatige meting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eVanwege de verschillende monitor- en lichteffecten kan de werkelijke kleur van het artikel enigszins afwijken van de kleur die op de afbeeldingen wordt 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data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff8000;\" mce-data-marked=\"1\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff8000;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFUNCTIES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eJe bent geboren met een hoop stront, dus je geeft het uit als een kind met een creditcard. Je geeft niks om je vrienden, je cijfers, je gevoel voor mode, de mening van vreemden. Je geeft veel te veel aan veel te veel dingen. je hebt er zoveel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/4_d50b6f8a-8677-4564-afbe-33faeecbdfee_480x480.jpg?v=1691375642\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAls je ouder wordt, heb je misschien 10 neukbeurten per maand, dus je leert hoe je ze moet plannen. Je wijst de klootzakken toe aan familie en carrière, maar er zijn niet genoeg klootzakken om uit te geven aan de laatste modetrends. Oh, iemand op het werk heeft mijn hulp nodig met iets dat niet mijn werk is? Ik zal mijn best doen om wat eikels uit te delen, maar deze maand is behoorlijk krap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/8_d67cfca2-d8ea-4327-a07e-b57ebe8f9e9c_480x480.jpg?v=1691375695\" data-mce-style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eAls je ouder wordt, krijg je maar 1-2 neukbeurten per maand en die neukbeurten zijn verdomd waardevol. Je geeft het aan je gezin, je hobby's en je baan, maar dat is het dan ook. Het is niet jouw schuld - de eikels verlopen te snel. Ik zou mijn eikels uit mijn jeugd hebben gered, maar ik kon het niet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-style=\"text-align: center;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #404040;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\" alt=\"\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0549\/5010\/1178\/files\/10_f09e56aa-86b9-476b-9c92-c2b155309371_480x480.jpg?v=1691375713\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eDan heb je een verdomd faillissement. 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